It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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