she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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