toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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