Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
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just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
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Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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