It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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