I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
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I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
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It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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