worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
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I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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