she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
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just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Are we still banned from the library?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
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I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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