so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
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Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
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Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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