I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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