Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
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Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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