every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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