Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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