That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
she told me i tasted like america
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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