I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
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There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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