I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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