So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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