Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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