Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
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As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
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Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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