that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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