Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
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So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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