Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
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I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
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okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
My dick has a subreddit
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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