I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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