he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
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They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize