I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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