There is no way he is gay with that hair.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
