It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
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Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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