It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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