i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
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Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
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I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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