I need help removing her.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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