what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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