when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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