Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Randomize
