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(410): View more from Maryland

Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?

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(309): View more from Illinois

so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school

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awkward

(309): View more from Illinois

no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder

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(574): View more from Indiana

IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.

(971): View more from Oregon

YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.

(574): View more from Indiana

NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience

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