no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
He shit in the fireplace
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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