Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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