Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
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the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes