she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...