whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.