Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
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I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
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Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.