I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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