all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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