Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize