Please, let me fuck your mom
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
So many bounce houses so little time
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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