I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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