We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
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Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
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He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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