happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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