i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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