Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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