How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
