i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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