I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
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Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
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Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Randomize