I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
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After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
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He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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