dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
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I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
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Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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