i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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