I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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