# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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