I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Couch. On fire.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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