I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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